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Best Christmas cracker jokes to make us laugh through our festive blues

We asked our team to keep their favourite Christmas cracker jokes and here are the top 5 to cheer you up through January:


  1. What athlete is warmest in winter?

    A long jumper


  2. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

    A mince spy


  3. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?



    4.  What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?

           He got 24 days


    5.  Why did no one bid for Rudolph or Blitzen on eBay?

            Because they were two deer

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