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Best Christmas cracker jokes

Our team shares their favourite Christmas cracker jokes, guaranteed to cheer you up after all the festive celebrations.


1. What athlete is warmest in winter?

A long jumper!


2.Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy!


3.What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?



4.What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?

He got 24 days!


5.Why did no one bid for Rudolph or Blitzen on eBay?

Because they were two deer!


6.How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe!


7.What kind of paper likes music?

Wrapping paper!


8.What kind of pet did Aladdin have?

A flying car-pet!


9.What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow!


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